Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Flood The Fcc

Please report all your local TV stations as often as possible.

If you see a war on your TV news, you should call the FCC and tell them you no longer want to watch a war because it offends you. (Make sure to fill out the quick and easy electronic form and hit send)

Anything you think is obscene, such as starvation or hunger, should be reported. No one wants to see that on American TV.

Make sure to report TV stations that show a leader of any country in a manner that makes him look stupid.

There's nothing as obscene as nudity. Report all nudity before you report the guts and blood from a war. Or if the war is being fought naked and subsequently being televised, that's a great time to call the FCC.

If you are ever in front of your television and feel uncomfortable, you should immediately make sure you have a pen and paper to note the time, channel, affiliation, and if you can remember what specifically made you feel odd- be it a war or a slip of the tongue by some well meaning broadcaster who says "damn" instead of "darn."

The FCC wants to return your brain to the 1950's sense of peaceful calmness. A simple life filled with 2 cars, 2 kids, a pipe, travel once a year to the Grand Canyon or Hoover Dam, and an easy chair you can relax in without being forced to see your neighbor on the side of a road in Baghdad, naked, and with guts exposed by a roadside bomb. Which, incedentally, would be a great time to call the FCC to complain. They are there to listen, help, and legislate behaviors to keep you in your personal comfort zone to maximize your personal potential productivity for America.

Stay safe! And report your neighbors!

Filing a Complaint with the FCC is Easy
The FCC makes it simple and convenient to file a complaint.
  • Step 1: Choose a complaint type. There are three types of complaints. Click on each complaint type below to determine which definition best covers your complaint:
    General Complaints (FCC Form 475)
    Complaints of Obscene, Profane and Indecent Broadcasts (FCC Form 475B)
    Slamming Complaints (FCC Form 501)
  • Step 2: Choose a method of filing your complaint. There are several different ways you may file a complaint: Electronically, by Postal mail, by E-mail, by Telephone, or by Fax.
    Electronically:

  • The fastest method of filing. All you do is fill out the information and press “Submit”.
    General Complaint
    Obscenity/Indecency
    Slamming
  • Postal Mail:
    Sometimes you may not have access to a computer or may feel more comfortable sending your complaint through the mail. Click on the appropriate form below to print-out the form. Mail your complaint to the appropriate address, making sure to include copies of all supporting information.
    General Complaint printable version (address)
    Obscenity/Indecency printable version (address)
    Slamming printable version (address)
    E-Mail:
    Filing a form is not required. You may e-mail your complaint and supporting documents to us.Send General and Indecency complaints to fccinfo@fcc.gov.
    Send Slamming complaints to slamming@fcc.gov.
    Phone:
    Our Consumer & Mediation Specialists are available Monday through Friday, 8 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. ET to answer your questions and assist you in filing a complaint. Call toll-free at 1-888-CALL-FCC (1-888-225-5322) voice or 1-888-TELL- FCC (1-888-835-5322) TTY.